Anime - Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls/Samurai Bride- Gifs
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I’ve heard of this title and its claims of fan service. Looks solid in that department, from what I can tell.
"And the hits just keep on coming, as Casey Kasem [R.I.P.—Rudie!] used to say on America’s Top 40! Sabuchan gave Rudie this message during the aftermath of that sabuchan commission:
"Maybe sabuchan has a point about including Kurz in these lesbian parties. Maybe I should let him give his shooting hand a rest, since with all the wanking he’s been doing to commission pictures of those parties, he’ll get tendinitis and be useless as a MITHRIL sniper. Maybe I can bow to the wishes of all those Mao / Kurz shippers and give the blonde pervert a bit of the sweet stuff out of kindness and mercy."
"Now maybe if I was wearing one of those strap-on dongs and had Kurz in front of me. How about that, sabuchan? You don’t even need to bother drawing actual penetration, because that’s not Rudie’s kink. Just have me and maybe the other ladies wearing the strap-ons and ganging up on Kurz. It’ll look like the prelude to those porn scenes of a handful of women taking turns screwing a guy in the ass with strap-ons. Or maybe we should all take a cue from that one yaoi title sabuchan and her friends were giggling about and each carry an ear of corn.” (*cackles*)
"Okay ladies, maybe we should ease up on Melissa for a while. Melissa’s reverie is going where as Rudie likes to say, quoting King Lear, that way madness lies. [Act 3, scene 4—Rudie!]”
(*Mizuki, Goei, and Nahga nod their heads in unison*)
The commission in question:
“WOOOO HOOOO! Missy has had some super lesbian fun time courtesy of sabuchan before [right here; it’s real nice—Rudie!], but as cute as Kaname and Tessa are, they’re little girls compared to the grown-ass women pleasuring her in this newest piece. Oh yeah, Goei the hot mama, Nahga the busty cackling witch princess, and of course me, Mizuki, with my face, fingers and tongue deep up inside Missy’s honey pot. I’ve said this plenty of times to her: I’ll have her squealing and practically levitating off of the floor with how I work my magic on her pussy. And did I EVER! Missy’s juices taste so sweet for someone who’s usually so crabby all the time. Well, at least when she’s sober.”
“OH HO HO HO HO HO! At least you left something of Melissa for the rest of us, you greedy harlot! I found Melissa’s womanhood to be rather tasty myself. Goodness, she squealed louder than my little cherry bomb Lina did during her first time with me! As soon as you finished sending Melissa into orbit without a rocket, I was using the little egg vibrator on various of her sensitive naughty parts. I just loved working that remote. No wonder guys in hentai love to use those things on their women. I’d love to make Lina have that little egg inside of her as she casts a big spell.”
"You want to talk about rockets, how about that pocket rocket I was using on Melissa that night? Did you know that thing vibrates AND rotates?! I was expecting Melissa to love it, but I didn’t expect her to shriek like that and squirt so much pussy juice all over me. Like me with Rudie, I guess Melissa is one of those ‘squirters’ I’ve heard my dirty, dirty boy talk about when it comes to porn. Oh Rudie, I loved that piece your buddy Quamp did of me in the bath, that one brief respite before you had me grab my ankles for another doggy dance. Well, I barely touched my ankles. I mean, I’m not as young as I used to be, and we’d already been at it for hours that night.”
“KNOCK IT OFF, ALL OF YOU, DAMMIT!!”
"That wasn’t what WE heard from you that time, Missy darling! It was more along the lines of ‘OH OH OHHHH GOOOOD YESSS MORE MORE FUCK YES!!' That was all we could understand of what you said, anyway, since the rest of the time you sounded like a panther had gotten loose in the bedroom.”
(*Mizuki, Goei, and Nahga laughing*)
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Dammit Rudie, Sabuchan, haven’t you both already given Kurz Weber enough fapping material starring me in lesbian gangbangs?!”
Nahga says: “OH HO HO HO HO HO HO! Oh Quamp, you have a knack for getting the facts all WRONG when it comes to situations like these with Lina and moi having to pay for damages. I may leave bar tabs in my wake, but Lina leaves the burned out remains of actual bars in hers. Anyway, I was defending my honor—yes, I still have some in this skin tight outfit and working as bait for more customers—against all those drunken, uncouth ruffians who make Melissa Mao look like polite company in comparison.
Lina is wearing the same kind of outfit as I am, just not quite as well since she doesn’t have much body to make that body suit work for her. Congratulations on getting Lisa Ortiz’s autograph on this piece. It’s still a pity that you can only get Lina’s actress and not mine [Kelly Manison, who doesn’t do cons—Rudie!] on one of these pieces featuring me and my petite junior partner.”
Stocking(Panty&Stocking with Garterbelt) | Gaghiel Jacks
Kris Christopher(Battle Athletes Victory) | HIDE
Kicking it old school for us old fools.