"I get the main event AND the sign off?! Rudie darling, you’re too nice to this poor lonely widow. Those last two posters just show how committed you are to the welfare of my fellow glasses girls, something that has helped make you one of the very few males inducted into our meganekko society and its secrets. Don’t worry, Melissa, Mizuki, and Nahga are too busy getting drunk with each other to barge in on me and you here, so we can talk about the society.”
"While that meganekko nurse poster was rather nice, I must say that I loved the last one even better, especially in light of all those new hires you’ve made at HQ. Your friend quamp has been such a valuable connection between the HQ and all those meganekkos in need of a place to work and call home. While other businesses are shrinking their work forces, you’re actually expanding yours. Well, no one ever said that doing the society’s work was going to be easy or was going to be one of these little mom and pop operations.”
"Which brings me to your poster and to the upcoming sign-off. You fully realize that the ladies of our society have certain needs, ones that a traditional workplace would forbid them to indulge in. Yes, I’ve said it before—despite our conservative exteriors, we meganekkos are the dirtiest, horniest little things on two legs. That’s why I think it’s brilliant that you let those girls scratch that itch during the work day like that girl in that last poster is doing. I also love how you personally give those women a much-needed shagging during the day as well. A lot of those girls come to the society meetings and rave about how you take care of them like that, and about how you shagging them every day is the best reason for them to work there."
"For tonight’s sign off, I got many of your meganekko employees together to pay tribute to you the way those horny little bitches love to do so: sexy shots and hentai. As suggested by me in the main event, my personal thank you to you involves you, me, my gym outfit, and the gym storage room all to ourselves. You’ve seen hentai scenes of it, and now I’m giving you the chance to live them out with me tonight, Rudie sempai! [upperclassman]”