Time for dinner. In keeping with that last poster, here are more women you would never make you sneak out of bed, try not to wake her up, and run for your life.
Posts tagged condoms
My Lover’s Rule. You learn something new every day with hentai, and this scene is proof. The burden was always on the guys to buy them (an embarrassing experience at the drugstore, as Madness once sung about), have them on their person at the big moment, and to put it on correctly while maintaining their erection. Why guys hate them is understandable, but it’s also nice to know that girls hate them about as much as guys do.
Signing Off.
Excellent, a full day’s worth of posting, and tumblr didn’t go down on me. Only naked women with big tits (and with OR without glasses) are allowed to go down on me! Anyway, dinner time is nigh, and in honor of that last poster, here are more hot moms and other mature ladies wearing lingerie. Of course, if parts of them fall out of the lingerie, that’s okay by me as well!
“Leave him cookies and beer / He’ll be back to your house first next year”—Bob Rivers, “I Am Santa Claus” (parody of Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man”).
She let Santa have a taste of her own cookie this year.
Henry Rollins, a noted poet and philosopher, once talked about how guys dispose of condoms: examine the amount and viscosity of his load inside the condom, then flush it in the toilet with just a little bit of sadness. But, asked Mr. Rollins, what if a girl wanted to keep the used condom as a souvenir of their time together? Many hentai have answered that question already. Some treat it like a tube of Gogurt by opening it up and sucking out the contents (see Sister, Glasses and Sperm).
As the P.E. teacher of Secret Plot shows us, there are many other activities you can take part in to make the grade in P.E. besides climbing a rope or jumping a horse.
Training the new girl is an important job, you know.
Reminds me of the hentai Spa of Love, in which the guy’s sister helps train the young new glasses girl at the hot springs how to give our guy proper head. He also pops her cherry for good measure. The little meganekko turns out to be a quick study in having sex with both men AND women, as you would guess from a hentai.
I couldn’t help but notice the condoms sitting on the bed as he’s got her bound and is jack-hammering away at her pussy. That’s what inspired this piece.
There were a couple of bands out there who supposedly named themselves after the average amount of cum a man ejaculates in one orgasm: 10 cc, and The Lovin’ Spoonful. But if you watch enough hentai, you’ll see guys pump out at least twice that amount in one shot.
