I guess he’s a little quick on the draw with a cute, lolita-looking girl like her handling his johnson.
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Inspired by part of the late comedian Sam Kinison’s rant on condoms. According to Sam, when you put this balloon over the head of your dick, you confuse the hell out of your dick: ”What, are we robbing a bank, boss?! Is she THAT ugly, or are we fucking a guy?!” (*MMPH MMMPH*) “What don’t you want me to see, boss, what are you doing?!” This cute little catgirl shares your dick’s confusion.
I’ve seen plenty of hentai manga in which a girl grabs out of the trash the used condoms from a guy she likes and swallows the load inside them in front of him. For some reason, I’ve seen these scenes a lot in incest-themed manga, when a guy’s sister offers to do the things his girlfriend wouldn’t do.
I’ve known of guys who collect the panties of their sexual conquests, but this is a new one on me for the girls.
Porn actor Peter North earned the title of King of the Money Shot during his three decades long (and counting, I presume) career. Go to any porn tube and see him in action, and you’ll agree that the man can REALLY shoot his wad (talking in terms of volume and distance). But apparently in hentai, every guy can outdo him in the money shot game, as seen here with this guy who glazed his woman like a Krispy Kreme donut.
Piece inspired by the late Sam Kinison’s rant against condoms, in which he asks this important question: ”If you don’t trust the pussy, why are you fucking the pussy? What are you trying to prove?!”
At this stage, you obviously trust the pussy.
Boa Hancock from One Piece. That condom must be one of those with the bigger reservoir tip.
Nami and Nico of One Piece. Looks like they’re sharing a White Russian made out of a different kind of milk.
Reminds me of the old joke about a priest telling a boy to stop masturbating and save it for marriage. Later, the boy goes back to the priest and tells him that he’s up to a quart now.