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In traditional Japanese society, Dad was the breadwinner and it was up to Mom to keep track of the family finances.  Companies would pay their employees cash in little envelopes, which the men dutifully handed over to their wives at home.  The wife would then give her husband an allowance, just like she’d give to the kids, for him to spend on cigarettes, liquor, manga, or whatever. Apparently, Junior won’t take “Later” for an answer.  That’s why moms have to be so good at multi-tasking.

In traditional Japanese society, Dad was the breadwinner and it was up to Mom to keep track of the family finances.  Companies would pay their employees cash in little envelopes, which the men dutifully handed over to their wives at home.  The wife would then give her husband an allowance, just like she’d give to the kids, for him to spend on cigarettes, liquor, manga, or whatever.

Apparently, Junior won’t take “Later” for an answer.  That’s why moms have to be so good at multi-tasking.

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Thanks, Damon!

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Compared to this sight, I think Dad would have preferred to see his wife glued to the TV and his son too busy messing with his cellphone to even say hello.

Compared to this sight, I think Dad would have preferred to see his wife glued to the TV and his son too busy messing with his cellphone to even say hello.

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In Sgt. Frog, it’s just Aki the hot mom raising her daughter Natsumi and her son Fuyuki by herself.  So if Fuyuki actually does knock up his own mom, maybe the frog aliens can have a shot at babysitting a miniature Pekoponian (their term for Earthling).

In Sgt. Frog, it’s just Aki the hot mom raising her daughter Natsumi and her son Fuyuki by herself.  So if Fuyuki actually does knock up his own mom, maybe the frog aliens can have a shot at babysitting a miniature Pekoponian (their term for Earthling).

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Signing Off

The hour is late, and I am tired.  In tribute to all the truth in that last piece about big, beautiful women, let’s show off some more of these fertility goddesses.  Yes, I call them that because they’d be responsible for a lot of spilled seed.

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Cattleya (Queen’s Blade) knows that she can talk about how Rana has his Daddy’s eyes, chin, legs, build, or hair.  However, that factoid about his penile taste, or even how it curves at the same angle as Daddy’s does, might be TMI (too much info) for the other mothers in the village to digest.

Cattleya (Queen’s Blade) knows that she can talk about how Rana has his Daddy’s eyes, chin, legs, build, or hair.  However, that factoid about his penile taste, or even how it curves at the same angle as Daddy’s does, might be TMI (too much info) for the other mothers in the village to digest.

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Maybe that meat substitute ought to have a cord or something at the base for a removal that doesn’t involve a trip to the ER.  I’m firmly convinced that every Emergency Room employee at every hospital on the face of the Earth has at least once or twice had to retrieve a dildo that got stuck too deep up someone’s ass. 

Song reference:  “Push It,” by Salt ‘N’ Pepa.  It’s been a while since Nami of One Piece graced this humble page.  

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My Mom the Sexy Idol, volume 2, after Tomoya generously gives his aunt Shizuka (his step-mother Fumina’s twin sister) the cock-fucking she’s been denied by her husband.  This won’t be the last time Tomoya has aunts in his pants, as this chapter I used as a sign-off will show. Title and text a spoof of the ground-breaking children’s book Heather Has Two Mommies (1989), about a girl raised by lesbian parents.  Considering the fights that erupt over schools adding this book into the curriculum, the text line has a bit more truth than you’d think.

My Mom the Sexy Idol, volume 2, after Tomoya generously gives his aunt Shizuka (his step-mother Fumina’s twin sister) the cock-fucking she’s been denied by her husband.  This won’t be the last time Tomoya has aunts in his pants, as this chapter I used as a sign-off will show.

Title and text a spoof of the ground-breaking children’s book Heather Has Two Mommies (1989), about a girl raised by lesbian parents.  Considering the fights that erupt over schools adding this book into the curriculum, the text line has a bit more truth than you’d think.

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Onna Kyoushi.  I can only assume that that’s their own pool, or that nobody else is at the public pool with them.  I’m sure she still told him, like a lot of mothers do, not to go into the water right after eating or else he’ll get a cramp and drown.

Onna Kyoushi.  I can only assume that that’s their own pool, or that nobody else is at the public pool with them.  I’m sure she still told him, like a lot of mothers do, not to go into the water right after eating or else he’ll get a cramp and drown.

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Taking an old Smothers Brothers punchline and giving it a hentai twist.  Strange how most mother/son hentai has mothers with only one son, when there are so many possibilities with giving our young man a brother or two.  

Taking an old Smothers Brothers punchline and giving it a hentai twist.  Strange how most mother/son hentai has mothers with only one son, when there are so many possibilities with giving our young man a brother or two.  

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